She said the Russians killed Andrew Breitbart and that they control the wi-fi in her neighborhood. I try to hold people to a standard above saying stuff like that.

The noise to reality ratio for Mensch is so wildly different than the Washington Post and New York Times, it’s insane to compare them.

We don’t hold WaPo and NYT to that standard, nor should we.

I’ll say this in defense of ScarJo: It’s clear that she studied the anime. Her body language and facial movements and vocal inflections were, in my opinion, totally faithful to the anime.

No amount of good acting can save a movie from poor direction and a bad script. I mean, the director’s only other film he’s made was Snow White and the Huntsman, of course the movie was going to be garbage.

I’ll say this in defense of ScarJo: It’s clear that she studied the anime. Her body language and facial movements and vocal inflections were, in my opinion, totally faithful to the anime. But, because of the trash script that switched up Major’s personality, it comes off like she sucks. She was thrown some high-school…

That is an A+ headline and you deserve all your success.

YouTube Thumbnail Simulator is definitely something I would spend $10 on.

Fuck Senate Leader Mango

Senate Leader Mango should probably do something about this.

Is there a version for Youtube yet? Where I take an article I found online, don’t bother reading it, and then rant about what I imagine it to have said for 1.5 hours while getting basic, verifiable facts wrong.

I’d like to play that version. The thumbnail for my youtube video would have LOTS of red circles and…

I don’t trust this article.

There's no way West Virginians would be able to name another state.