For the love of code, please stop saying “net code”. Engineers everywhere will thank you.

Did we not learn anything from Destiny?

As someone with 20K posts on Vortex.... Oh Gawd yes.

I still can’t believe you punched that baby. WTF is wrong with you?

That was our bed time story last night for my son. COTD!

Wow, is traveling even a thing anymore?

Just because you are “tired” of hearing it does not mean it isn’t true. Crosbaby is a little b1tch

Back in February, Kotaku reported that IBM was making a real-life Sword Art Online concept...

I once had to drive a Ford. EVerything caught on fire.

Don’t worry, he has no idea what he is referring to either. Just something he heard some guy say in a parking lot one time. Must be true.

Comparative to what? A drunk goat with only 3 feet?

WTF? You are in my car. There is no expectation of privacy.

Ubisoft’s much anticipated online shooter

Now is an awesome time to buy a VW. Just got a new Golf Sportwagen SE for a nice price. But the real kicker is the lifetime bumper to bumper and powertrain warranty from the dealer. Yeah, that desperate.

Don’t worry, you can watch him across town when the Rangers sign him.

So is traveling not a thing in the NBA anymore? Any time I see some sort of NBA highlight, some dude is taking 5 steps to the basket with a dunk.

“hop the Nope Train to Fuck This Shitville”

He’s not a dirty player but...

Pfft, dude.... He just went ahead and made his own subframes with moon rocks. But yeah, I guess someone without his skill level wouldn’t consider this possible. Plus with the moon rocks, you save a lot on weight and it gives you more room to mount more turbos.

Can’t tell if serious.....