I am so, so, so sorry.

Who is this Duncan Keith guy?

Other then the obnoxious person, truck and color choices, this is actually a pretty solid collection.

Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, and (insert other funny car guy here) should take over Top Gear USA.

The worst part of it all really is the fact that the people from those areas are PROUD of their behavior and wear it like a badge of honor.

What? Offend Who? Racist, Bigoted jerk-offs?

You sound like a sad Craps / Pens fan

Unionize. Problem solved.

Not necessarily true. I did interview for a software engineering position once where they handed me some code to debug and then asked me some design / problem solving questions. While I was able to find the issues with their code, I wasn’t able to come up with a solution to a design issue they had presented me.

I once did a phone interview for a software engineering position. The second question I was asked was if I was white (I am). Without giving me a moment to ask WTF, the phone interviewer proceeds to tell me they are sick and tired of “Fucking stinky Indians who can barely speak English”. I responded with “You are an…

It’s been common knowledge for years the Patriots have been cheating like this. It wasn’t until a player mentioned it to the press that the NFL finally had to do something about it instead of constantly protecting their golder franchise.

What do political leanings have to do with you being a jerk off?

Yeah, you know Jon Stewart was selected to play soccer for the US national team, but his career ended when he mess up his knee? Guess not.

Solution? Just swap the 2.0T into the ‘85 GTI. Now you are talking.

If there is one running trend through this story I can get behind it’s “Fuck tom”

Blatant elbow right to the head. 100% a penalty every time, regardless of playoffs or not. Refs handed the game to the Caps.

Why would you buy this instead of the Ford Focus Wagon! Herpty derp derp derp!

THIS! The moment he slid his hand down the stick to make sure he swung it as hard as he could, that is an embarrassingly blatant attempt to injure.

If you can’t wait for the release date, I am sure you can just re-watch the trailer over and over again everyday to get the same effect of actually playing the expansion. You can even get excited every Tuesday when you press the play button for all the wrong reasons.

Focus RS over a Golf R?