Kill him? Why would I do that? I've done far worse, I've destroyed his family, his friends, and brought the leader of his kind to his knees before I threw him off of a balcony. I won't kill you goomba, because there's no need to. I've already destroyed you.
~Mario

One post in and I'm done. Don't need to go any further. FF8 was my first RPG so there isn't a single piece of that game that doesn't evoke strong feelings for me, but the intro is on a whole other level.

This isn't even a question.

I can believe that from my own experiences.

I don't get what people find so fascinating about Geno. He's just a white star-puppet Barret. Frankly he never made it into my final team.

As we speak, I'm in the middle of reporting and writing a lengthy story for this afternoon, which you'll see shortly, for free. Yesterday, I spent several hours of my weekend transcribing interviews for more stories which you'll see this week, for free. Last week, while I was on vacation, I spent about 80% of my time…

Three games in fifteen years is the definition of restraint in this industry. If Nintendo were like any other developer of its size we'd have a new Smash every October like clockwork, with lots of preorder bonuses and cutscenes voiced by b-list celebrities. And maybe every 5th sequel would have something moderately…

This isn't naruto.

Have you not heard that it doesn't work in MAME?

Your loss. The Guardian and Junction system were truly unique to the series and gave you complete control to build a party and power up characters early on. Played right, you don't even need these cheats because within hours you can boost your stats to stupid levels and farm higher level items off some Gskills.

I really wish the government would get out of sports by not forcing the Redskins to change their name, but also stay involved in sports by keeping gay people out.

Not even Soldier can count to three...

Can't wait to play Smash Brothers 17.
I get to pit classics like Mario, Master Chief, Nathan Drake, Ezio, Gordon Freeman, and CoD soldier against each other in an all-out free-for-all!

Just like the game!

I like how it starts out almost normally and then quickly degenerates.

Every time I see one of these it just makes me think "Why don't we have an English version of The Kacho?" Conan only scratches the smallest of itches.

I'm shocked "pay extra for this thing you already pay for" was a policy that survived this long