*growls loudly as if he has an extreme vendetta*

“where’s Satan? ...where’s Satan??”

*growls into a crescendo, looking at a man petting him with a piece of shrapnel embedded on his head and bloodied face looking like a demon*

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

an emo protagonist
the token girl
the fish-out-of-water cheap Spock replacement
an emotionless cyborg
a catgirl that tries too hard to be cute
a toddler that ALSO tries to be cute with a catchphrase (‘kay?)

The Last Hope was really, really bad...

well I meant the first game’s remake had you backtracking a LOT between the three islands and there was no vehicle to speak of unless you caught a bunny or had the catgirl who can call a bunny at any time.

Phoenix’s child tour guide, Bokuto

I have a love/hate relationship with Star Ocean...

imagine the possibilities if Toei actually funded this endeavor

you can’t fool me, Beast Boy

oh no...

have you placed the new tools so you get rid of the ! next to them signifying they’re new arrivals? Get rid of those first (I think also including whatever new stages and game modes like Mario 3, Mario World). Once they’re cleared, then spam the level with blocks.

blockbloOOoOoockblooock~
semi-solidplatform,semi-sOLIdplafORM~

I’ve no idea if spamming blocks is necessary or not or if you can just leave the editing screen on idle, but to be safe, I assumed every second having some action going on while editing was recorded for it to work.

ALTERNATIVELY... instead of manipulating your WiiU’s clock, you can just clear out the stage of all placed objects after getting your announcement that a new batch of tools will arrive tomorrow and repeat the process by just placing blocks all over the place for roughly 5 minutes... eventually you’ll get a notice that…

This demo disk. I remember being blown away with what was going to be the future of gaming as at the time I was stuck with a Genesis. Full 3D exploration with Jumping Flash, 3D weapons fighting with awesome music in Battle Arena Toshinden, 3D dogfights with Warhawk... it felt like Sony opened a pandora’s box with this…

he kinda did a young Snake voice with MGS for the PS1 before he gruffed him up since then

So they just LEAVE them there? I thought the mission was to recover Eli and the children.

I am slightly disappointed there wasn’t a scene with David Hayter voicing a young Solid Snake as a greenhorn starting his “Intrude N313” mission

I thought he inherited the blond hair due to his “mother” being EVA

An uncensored sex game on Steam? That’s nice.