I only get rid of my armpit hair when it gets too long to be manageable, but it DOES require extra vigilance with deodorant! Doesn't take much to get some serious funk goin' on...thankfully they never smell of unwashed vag, tho.

Seriously! I think reading this caused the hatred of my body hair to lessen in intensity.

The most nightmarish part of my childhood! GAHHHHH

Check with Pixiwoo on Youtube!

Try calling when the night auditor is there- aka past 11 pm hotel time. They usually aren't as much of a stickler for the rules and make sure you sound VERY grateful if they change it for you :)

My cat's name is Monkey but you're free to take it! Zany kitties need zany names :)

I'm about to have my first, too! Her name is Evie. Short for Evangeline, but still! Best wishes going forward!

Www.cnet.com has a lot of good articles that cover specs and compares phone options.

Anything by Mary Oliver :)

Lil Bub better live forever. She's my hero.

I cried today over this. I'm going to miss his grumpy face so fucking much.

I feel your pain! Everything just keeps feeling more loose and stretched away from itself. And the pregnesia is the worst. I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached at the neck. I'm anxious to meet this kid and get my body back. Remember sleeping on your tummy? Those were the days :)

I'm pregnant too, and also think of sex frequently! But I haven't been able to have any orgasms during sex so it's a horrible conundrum. Going on seven months booooooo

If I were in your shoes I'd try to find ways of saying "we want you in his life" that don't involve religion. Like a family photo shoot in your favorite style, or a family meal once a month? They're going to keep asking as he gets older, so if you gently decline and continue to include them in some way, maybe it won't…

Okay. This is just perfect...

Facebook and Google + wouldn't let me use my last name, either! I had to send a photo of my driver's license to get them to change their minds, but now I'm regretting being accessible. You are smart!

I was just reading about how Amish kids are starting to get polio. :(

Second. Never had a thing for uniforms until I saw this one. Dead sexy.

Thanks for the Roald Dahl 'Witches' reference!

It's so frustrating when you catch them in the act and they get scared despite your insistence that you're helping...our cat likes to run up the staircase and continue her Scooting in the bedroom. I swear they think toilet paper is abusive. "Please just let me wipe your ass, you silly little shit!"