No, fuck that. I have to commute into the sun both ways. Morning darkness is my friend.

Why indeed.

YES CATMANCER

There needs to be a full article revolving around Catmancers and it needs to happen yesterday!!!

Yeah, how dare they release a free game.

is mario a kid or a squid tho

So... Five Nights at Slippy’s?

At least it’s not Assassin’s Creed concept art.

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....thought you should know.
<faints>

Dear 8pounds 7ounce newborn Christ, sitting in your bassonet, don’t even know any words, listening to your Baby Einstein records.

With that closed loop liquid cooling system, he looks ready to overclock!

I fully expect Barret Mii Gunner costume pieces

They went with blue for Luke because it was his lightsaber in A New Hope. This way, they can sell you three different Lukes for the three movies. Strike that - four versions for four movies, with TFA. And we’ll get four Hans, four Leias... maybe four Chewies, if they think people will pay for them. They want as many…

I’ll drink some caffeine while telling the counterfeiter that the sleigh is beige, but my weight has been deceiving me lately and feels foreign. Yet, I perceive the reigns of the seismic veins. Their surveillance has unveiled a zeitgeist, and their airfreight of eight dreidels didn’t feign either.

The craziest rumour I’ve seen is probably this:

(This is all using puppets)

And now I’m humming that amalgamation name to the tune of Weird Al’s “Albuquerque.”

This is precisely what has me cautious. They are expecting us to buy dinner, but they keep looking heavily at the dessert menu as well. They are being very vague about how content post launch is going to be handled and I’d rather not get a Blizzard version of Evolve.