As someone who has to see every corner of every room, break every jar, kill every thing before moving on, I want to make it known that I do not sympathize with you.

now I'm ashamed of my machines... that's my best:

...time.

yes... I need a gardevoir amiibo like yesterday...

You chose...poorly.

"Perhaps he needs a hand."

This was actually established in an official Nintendo Power comic way back when.

You're doing the lords work. It took some work, but I've convinced two of my friends to pick one up so far.

to compensate...he also has a vagina...since earthworms are hermaphrodites...

You have a completely unrealistic concept of student projects and what goes into creating the quality animations you take for granted; now, I apologize if I'm wrong and mis-characterizing you—you could be a great animator yourself—but your opinion comes off more as an entitled consumer detached from the realities of…

Right, but I'm sure you can see the difference between questioning one's role in a relationship is and questioning one's gender. Just because one plays a passive part in a relationship, it doesn't mean that you immediately jump to questioning what gender you are. Gender roles are defined by society, and are an…

Almost like clicking on things just to tell people you don't like them.

I believe this song is required.

I was 135 with a great metabolism, but mine wore off when I was 22, now I'm 185.

By comparison:

And then...

"Draw me like one of your Orlesian Qunari."

"Actually, he's the one who's been taking it."