I was 135 with a great metabolism, but mine wore off when I was 22, now I'm 185.

By comparison:

And then...

"Draw me like one of your Orlesian Qunari."

"Actually, he's the one who's been taking it."

Go to Target/Walmart/GameStop/Etc.
Try the game on the display booth.
Disinfect your hands
Purchase game
Be prepared to meet your doom on the 1v1 For Glory matches

Fungi reproduce via spores, so their plumbing is going to be a lot different than the sexual dimorphism seen in a lot of mammals. I'd suspect that the gendered appearance is more of a cultural adaptation.

That's the kind of thinking this industry needs!

Should we make a fantasy game or a Warhammer tribute? Fuck it, let's just make both. Then add more dragons.

And Marth test scores rises gloriously!

I'm sorry for your loss...of a missed opportunity.

*toads* of fun

"everybody wants to be fucking link..."

Man, the Duck Hunt dog. In the '80s, that dog was the literal equivalent of this:

Well this confirms that Nintendo loves cleavage. As if Cia wasn't proof enough.

Or Level-5, rather.

This is exactly the sort of tie-in that has me rushing to the store (*coughs*) to pick up a game I'm pretty sure I won't like on launch day.

I had a feeling that was going to be a problem with For Glory mode. While the "Final Destination only" idea is a long-running gag, Final Destination isn't a very balanced board at all. Some characters are balanced with good aerials, drop moves, overhead defenses, etc. I like to play as Ganondorf, and I find I get the…

I almost think that might have helped it be as good as it was. The video talked about how much executives got involved in Can You Feel the Love Tonight (and ultimately going with Tim Rice's original lyrics after 18 revisions, go figure), but I bet there wasn't nearly as much executive meddling on The Lion King as…

November 21. That's the friday before Thanksgiving... I have the whole week of Thanksgiving off work for vacation and holiday... My god. I have ten whole days to play Smash.