“Cosplay-as-commentary”- not to be mistaken for “cosplay-ass-commentary”. Though in this case they would mean the same thing.

Futanari: The Game

This. This right here.

All I’m seeing is that you have to recognize more than one silhouette per character. How many other skins are going to be a human shape with a giant frickin head that also takes on the STANCES and MOVEMENTS of that character. The silhouette changes seem to either be minor to the point of irrelevance or distinct enough…

That’s a lot of basalt columns!

I sense some carnal abuse in its future.

It’s REALLY high quality work on the face and hair. The armor kinda looks TOO weathered to me though.

Does Federation Force look fun? Yes. Is it the right timing? Nooooooo. A game like this should have come out in conjunction with, or shortly after a “proper” Metroid game. When fans are starving for the main course of a series, you do not bring out hor d’oeuvres and call it dinner.

Yes. That was my point. It’s a mod.

D’oh! You’re right, I read it wrong. Read Zelda Wii U and thought TPHD. In that context, it didn’t seem like a joke. Sorry!

You mean aside from the adding arrows, hearts, hardmode, and trial dungeon that the amiibos will already do?

A friend of mine made a short review video on it. Pretty funny! “Jesus Christ, It’s Stardew Valley”.

Vegeta is shaking cause he’s found out the hard way what bukakke is, according to his face.

I’d always wondered why Blastoise didn’t keep any of the feathers and curls that Wartortle had grown. So I’m keen on this Blastoise redesign.

I suppose these two will play a major role?

Hey, if Lumiere can fight in Beauty and the Beast, then why not a ghost chandelier?

That would be called a vaseline mod. Works on all programs and OS’s. It’s like putting, say, barbed wire on a minigun. It’s just a tweak to the sharpness of the metal around the barrel.

I’m pretty sure it’s coming to the west as I got an alert from my western version of the Final Fantasy Portal App on my phone with news (In English) that stated it was coming to PC and mobile.

I’ll have you know that FOUR teeth rotted and fell out due to the sweetness and candy-like quality of this trailer. Expect the bill forwarded to you.