If you cut that back to two eggs, it is basically the same recipe as the Ben and Jerry sweet cream (which is a no cook).

I was waiting for a comment that at least MENTIONED the idea of not eating a burger but a good solid chunk of meat instead. Thanks.

Oh Internet, is there anything you can’t do?

Alternatively, if you don’t want dried out burgers, you can cook them to 140 for 45 minutes in a sous vide. Killing bacteria in meat isn’t just about temperature it’s about time. 160 degrees kills instantly. But lower temps for longer time will do the same thing and be much more delicious.

I dunno, can we cultivate grown ups capable of shutting the fuck up? World doesn’t revolve around you, sweetcheeks.

If you are abnormally large in any direction, pay more to buy a seat that accommodates your frame.

5'8" “not tiny? lol. 

To the now anonymous piece of shit I just flagged and dismissed, science is not a cult. It is the exact opposite of a cult, you hateful idiot.

There is nothing Christian about the fire and brimstone of the American evangelical death cult. They need to terrify and indoctrinate children in order to keep their power and cash.

People die from all sorts of shit, that doesn’t mean the government should regulate it. 

Oh no, you have to open a different program to run the game!

This is good shit for sure but imagine if GM didn’t have health care costs to use as a bargaining chip in the first fuckin place.

Yep. Nothing like hearing idiots driving around in July with the telltale clatter of studded snow tires

Here in Oregon it’s the same. Our roads are trash because because people put on studded tires from November to April for the equivalent of 3 or 4 days of actual usefulness. I have all season tires and a good set of chains for any snow days. 

Because if you F over the allies you’ve been using to fight your wars, they will ally with your enemies, then come after you.

Dad, I really need to use the computer.

It’s good to contain a forest fire before it’s burning down your neighborhood.

People can enjoy things all they want, right up until it’s actively harmful to everyone around them. Driving giant gas guzzling SUVs because it makes you feel like a bigger person is actively harmful.

“But I like to sit up high!”

It’s almost as if those interiors don’t seem all that terrible to people if they don’t have some irrational hatred for a car company as a result of tangential ties to oil and gas production. Strange indeed.