God, I need to just take a nap until the meteor comes.

She’s said that she suffers from claustrophobia as a result of the assault — being trapped in a small room triggers a PTSD response.

Thanks, but...

Wow, there sure are a lot of pro-gang-rape-of-underage-girls commentators suddenly around. Did Moscow finally settle on today’s talking points?

You know about skin, right?

Wells Fargo?! Shit... I’d laugh with her and then ask to talk to her manager and cuss him out for trying to take advantage of people.

This is a straw man argument akin to the “welfare queen” myth from the 80's. First of all, just because you’re poor doesn’t mean you can’t have things that make life enjoyable. Second of all, what makes you think you know what someone “needs?”

When you see 22% on the contract, you have to know that that’s something you should walk away from. Blame the parents, blame the schools, but all this information is out there, and individuals needs to take responsibility and educate themselves.

Disagree. Avenatti is the only one on the left so far that has shown he’s adept at outmaneuvering the shitheads on the right. He’s teased over-the-top allegations before and then backed them up. Despite the multiple, credible allegations about Kavanaugh the republicans have shown their intention to ram him through.…

Clearly you’ve never watched Vice:

SlaterJenny has been an active account for all of 3 days and seems to only exist to denounce Kavanaugh’s accuser and insinuate that the Southern Poverty Law Center is fake news.  Don’t fall for that bullshit.

A Shootout Between the BMW M5 Competition and the Dodge Demon Goes Down Exactly As You’d Expect

That’s why he shouldn’t have that much money to begin with. A heavy tax on anything above a million a year would probably help with this issue in the future.

Re aim your head lights and be slightly less of an asshole.

I use option one. Phone lives in my front right pants pocket, my hand, and my nightstand charger. It’s big enough that I’m sort-of aware of it being in my pocket, and know right away if it’s not there.

Exactly how Many tomatoes would you say can fit in Such Cases?

Eh, I don’t know. I mean, this is very generous of people and that’s awesome. But this reminds me of all the “heartwarming” stories about coworkers donating time so that people can take more than two weeks off after having a baby, or take the necessary time to recover from an illness/injury, without having to file for…

Ditto. Our cleaning people basically just empty the trash and clean the bathrooms. They will vacuum the halls and offices only when we leave them a note to do so, and the occasional pile of puke from a kid.  It’s honestly not that big of a reach for them to deal with the kitchen, too, but my guess is that it would…

No, that kind of behavior knows no generational bounds.  It’s amazing what grown adults do.

There’s something about a work kitchen that immediately transforms every adult into a fucking four-year old. At my office, it ain’t just the millennials.