I am the parent of a soon to be 15 year old boy. I’ve never seen him or any of his friends do any of these “next teen craze” thing. Also, my son knows that if he did this shit with his phone, and it broke, he’d be without a phone. I’m not replacing a phone for him if he treats the things he has so recklessly. But…

Can we have a moment to say that this is not what “the kids” are doing today, but what Casey clausen & Matt Barkley’s understudies are doing?

Unfortunately, retards don’t know any better; this bitch is just disgusting. I hope she gets fired, and ultimately arrested for animal cruelty.

The Kenzo video would get a pass for ripping off the Walken video because they were both directed by Spike Jonze, so it could be viewed more like a sequel than a mimic.

“an emotionally repressed rich woman seizing the chance to dance maniacally like no one’s watching”

Why isn’t this on JezeRoot?

This Milhouse lookin motherfucker is the LAST person that should be defending this shit.

I didn’t post his details, I posted his name, which is already all over the internet.

Aim to masturbate for about 20-30 minutes every day

Wait, is this only for PC users? What if you have a Mac?

Something different. The button in question is great for adding stuff to your Amazon Wish List when not on Amazon. It’s one of those things that I’m sure did its job well (funneling more sales to Amazon), but the new option seems to do the job even better, from Amazon’s perspective, as it gives them more information…

The point, for me, anyway, is rehabilitation AND punishment.

Says the man whose hairline is so disgusted with him that it’s literally running the other way off his head.

I think it says something to how shitty the people are in their respective congressional districts when clowns like this guy, and Louie Gohmert, and Steve King can get elected. 

I really wish they would stop booking him. He’s garbage and exists just to be “provocative.” He has nothing to add to any conversation, ever.

Respectfully, I disagree.

I’ve been doing them for 33 years..if you think those results are great, try weight training for the rest of you as well! I’m bummed right now..I had a mastectomy and two other cancer related surgeries, and I still can’t do pushups without aggravating the surgery site to the point where I am too miserable to live.…

Yes, I’m afraid it is.

ohhhhhh man this comment is not going to be received well around here

This needs to be put into the Deadspin inappropriate joke hall of fame. This is classic.