io9 has a completely separate group of commenters. I'm not saying they're not there, but Kotaku is synonymous with troll.

You're shitty anyway.

I am amazed you have nice things to say about your experiences! Usually Kotaku is notorious for its trollish users :p

I'm choosing to imagine you going around, slicing up people's landscaping, powerlines, cable/internet junctions.... Nothing violent. Nothing violent at all.

Bad, no.

At first, I thought that heart badge was a new girl scout cookie. I got real excited. This is cool too, but still...

Ha. I think I set that gif as downloadable in the album. If not, I'll allow it and you can feel free to make that adjustment :p

I thought this was hilarious.

Fahey. Your writing is... strangely arousing. I've never been turned on by food until this moment.

So here's this thing I made over the weekend.

Timeline was decent book by Michael Crichton. I read it in junior high and it was surprisingly informative about some of the properties of quantum mechanics. When it wasn't using them to explain time travel, that is.

BWAAAAAAAOOOHHHH

With a name like Chad Sexington, how could it not be?

I'm sure you do. So does Peter Griffin.

I like my Snake bearded, muscled, smoking a cigar.

My question exactly.

Spoiler Alert

Your sarcasm is... strangely arousing.

We're talking about games, not every single thing that comes on all the channels we pay for. I'll not waste any more time with your pedantic arguments.

I pay for cable. I don't pay for the individual games. I have never done 'pay-per-view', which is really the whole point of all the other arguments. If I've ever watched a televised UFC event, it was out at a sports bar. And I would surely never pay for a single channel just to watch a game.