Damn, Bernie can't even beat a man whose brain is falling apart? I guess his damaged heart just isn't in it. 

Why would they rig the Illinois primary? It’s yet another state in which a substantial percentage of the electorate I dB African American, we all know Bernie can’t win those states, we’ve seen this pattern for going on 5 years now- Bernie kicks ass in super white states then falls to Earth with the electorate becomes…

Bernie had the money but Biden had the people, I'm sorry your boy couldn't buy the nomination. 

Bernie has the money but Biden had the voters 

Bernie has the money but Biden had the voters 

You do know they had a 1 v 1 debate right? Then Bernie went and got crushed in a another series of large states? 

I mean... I’d flip him for Trump and/or virtually any Republican Governor with the possible exceptions of MD and VT.

Ventilators help, but are by no means a panacea— there’s a reason 65+ year Olds are being triaged off ventilators— they’re dying anyway even with help breathing 

This- it effectively make unemployment near full paycheck replacement for anyone under 60k- I almost feel like this part is being ignored because the writers don't get how shitty unemployment benefits are outside of their blue state bubble

Hong Kong and to a lesser extent China having re emergences is deeply worrisome

He needs a small audience and/or to go fireplace chat, Biden’s strengths are his decency and comeraderie not big speeches 

The problem is the Democratic Super PAC actually has to make Trump look more lucid and less sociopathic than he is-- seriously, focus groups in 2012 outright rejected ads stating Paul Ryan's actual positions because they were too extreme for the voters to believe and they assumed the ad was lying egregiously. Ryan was…

Plus not all Dems are in DC, one of them is rotating between his various homes in Vermont 

This. I literally scrolled to the top to see if it was a new writer— nope same normal Bernie shill. Can’t wait for 2024 when “AOC is all right and I’d totally vote for a woman but.... ” becomes the manta. 

Or the Uruguayan fashion designer who just had to attend a society wedding after returning from Milan fashion week.

It’s basically the major cause of infection in Uruguay-- a rich designer went to Milan, go sick, then attended a society wedding back home in Uruguay.

That’s partially on his staff-- Stephen Miller keeps filling all the old crawlspaces with these odd smelling packages and covering them with lye

The Spanish Flu one is in retrospect a bit racist, what with the virus actually originating in Kansas and all. 

Wait....wtf

Dewine predates the Trump madness. Don’t get me wrong he’s still an anti-choice zealot and on board with basically the entire right wing agenda, but Republicans didn’t use to fetishize open incompetence. This whole crisis is revealing whose a real Trumper and whose merely cosplaying that shit for the MAGA rubes.