You say one thing then provide a quote trying to prove another. Make up your mind.

I may not be filthy rich, hell sometimes im just filthy - ladies ^_~ - but i really dont want my livingroom to smell like gasoline and oil... unless its tuesday, thats when its Party tiiiime

Im not a criminal, fill yer boots with the drones evil future guv'ment, all your gonna see if me googling Keurig recipes and masturbating.

that certainly was some weird science :3

Realestate Crisis 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold

I had a night of the crabs once, got some shampoo, killed those mothers no problem

"GET BACK HERE FEAR MY WRATH RAAAAAAAWR"

Some of the best moments in the game are with Trevor, hes the id, to Michaels ego and Franklins super-ego. if you will.

oh shit...

oh totally dude, the resemblance really is uncanny. Not only in (loosely sure) form, but they are definitely kindred spirits. :)

Well done Sir :) You win the internet for today. Congratulations!

Nailed it

I have a very similar image on the side of my wang.

do you.... do you drink out of its butt?

I wonder how they came up with the name? Sounds like it might lose something in the translation.

First thing i thought of aswell :) well done

New coat of paint on that 1996 Civic makes it look really pretty too, doesn't mean there's anything you haven't driven before.

Ive never been so turned on and confused in my life.

We are all alone, together.

I was twirling a pair of socks around one day, play-attacking my wife with them, she shouted "Youre a Sock Ninja!" and it stuck, tho most of the time I shorten it to just "Sock."