"Lovely party, pitty I wasnt invited."

how do you pee?

Thank you sir, I shall be starting my commune in the middle of Russia soon. Ill send out fliers.

beat me to it :) well done sir.

Ill have to take a look for a parrot rescue then that sounds like a much better idea. I dont expect quite from a vocal type of bird, but a friend and parrot owner warned meagainst them specifically for the screeching... we shall see i guess :)

there was a childs shampoo that came with a batman figure on the top, this is better.

It was clearly a sea monster having a nap on the surface. See attached.

Theres usually one of these at a local Petsmart, really cool birds. Apparently they are screamers tho... Also I totally dont have 800$ lol

War... War never changes.

oh i see what you were saying now, i wasnt saying YOU should back up your claim, i was referring to the quote in the original post :)

heh its all good, this is the internet afterall nothing to be sorry about :) If you ever get North of the border lemme know i will show you my country lol

BEST. IMAGE. EVER. Laughed so hard at this.

yah a little pond scum whatever, but MOUNTAINS OF IT? not so much haha. Id love them to back that claim up with some sources.

Love Wednesdays for this reason alone lol, good bunch of wallpapers here

"See? See?" The game says, "It's like they're gay even though they're not. Isn't that hilarious?"

I now pronounce us man, and internet wife lol. well done :)

Hell im not even american but ill give it a shot: Will you be my second wife? :D

Yeah... I've lived in Canada all my life and I've never seen a TWO STORY WALL OF SUDS coming from a stream. Anyone else?