niice! ive been trying to find one... but im horribly cheap lol

CONCERTINA.

Brilliant! Well done, sir.

i type the word penis, then hit send. To be honest, thats not an accident.

Razor? nah, the edge of my hunting knife is all I need. I am all that is man. True Story: I've broken electric razors while trying to groom my epic facial hair, it reacts as a wild animal, scratching and snarling at the offensive intruder.

arnt dremmel tools awesome?

Greek things! Apollo, Artemis, Oracle, Titan :) im a nerd! lol

havnt had a landline in years, tho i very rarely use my cell as an actual "phone" anyways :)

Oh the internet, you so crazay

dude that rhymed!

this may be the single sexiest thing I've ever seen, and I'm a heterosexual male.

Zing!

that was rounding up to an even dollar amount, and to make the point, 32cents = "Your service was crap"

the bill was accurate, are you asking if he over billed me? no, id be even more pissed if he did lol

I had terrible service at a pub once, paid by Visa and gave a 32 cent tip. Guy was a clown.

Two words: Toaster. Strudels.

beat me to it lol

Well done sir

I know you do, my son.

Computer: End program.