Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

At least this kid had the plums to go after the ref that was facing his direction. Making him only slightly less of a piece of shit than the kid who hit the ref from behind, and that Mormon who just punched that guy in the dick on the next blog post down.

A hot dog.

The NFL’s punishment got overturned based on Goodell’s arbitrariness and unfairness in slamming Brady.

No - He’s receiving medical care. He can’t continue to use his insurance, if he’s in prison. The state takes over medical care, once you’re in prison. They’re not sending him to die, they’re sending him to continue to receive the medical care he’s currently receiving on his own dime.

Most data intensive way to quote, ever!

Whose grandma are you? What kind of way is that to quote an article....

I’m amazed the intern could recognize a little heart considering how much time he spends around RGIII and the rest of the Redskins.

This isn’t the first time an intern landed someone from Washington in trouble.

I guess defense isn’t his strong suit.

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

Orlando... you will never see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I have faith.

this should be great comment section

does that say “drunk women”? ya know, just to clarify?

Retirement, Day 1: Tom Brady goes on a coke bender and beats a pool store employee to death with a perfectly inflated football because they don’t carry white pool covers.

She was softer than even Rousey thought...

Yeah, they’re a team to watch. They maple a fast one on everyone. Waiting for it to happen will be tourtière.

Upon moving to Detroit, Daniel Norris will find he lives in what locals would refer to as “a mansion”.

“GM Alex Anthopoulos is buying...”