I love Mario Tennis! There were so many good games to choose from. Mario Tennis is perfect, though.

Mutant League Football anyone?

We spent hours in the dorms making our own characters and beating the piss out of each other. It was this or Golden Eye 1999-2001. Those graphics were sweet on those 13 & 19 inch box tv’s!

You know what? Fuck Panama. During the qualification for the last world cup, to get into the hex, Canada went down to Panama for a game.

Because having a hockey team is the best of times and the worst of times?

So Noob-Saibot is gonna be in this game too?

Serious question for Natasha: if Roy had contacted you with these pictures and told you that he was attempting to blackmail one of the women but they wouldn’t pay him, would you have published his pictures of the woman in question and kept his identity secret?

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Jezebel spoke to two of the women who were secretly filmed by Roy; we are protecting their identities while they pursue legal action.

The irony of this post is amazing.

I knew someone would beat me to it.

You don’t get 52 assists by doing the dirty work in the crease.

The lack of people shouting “Worldstar!!!!” is disappointing.

Good ass-Kinja.

“Don’t rhyme quinoa with any wrestler’s name. Past or present, but specifically past.”

You can tell this lawyer is a stand-up guy. He says his client makes no excuses, and then he doesn’t thereafter discuss anything that could be considered an excuse, such as the victim striking first, or the victim using a racial slur, or the incident occurring in a bar.

Maybe they should have sent the team from Regularsizednesia.

Think how happy this would make your family if it was your suicide note.