SoccerDrivel
Nick Morgan
SoccerDrivel

Screw this. I want my hoverboard.

I'm pretty sure that Slug used to be called Slag.

Clearly its Manbearpig.

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I whole heartedly agree but the other big plus is now Shia LaBeouf and his goofy parents. As far as I can remember the only autobot who tried to ride a Dinobot was Wheelie, and Grimlock didn't take to kindly to this.

Pray for Denver

Finally Dinobots! Looks like Bay is making the film I've been waiting for. Now, if he would only throw in Unicron.

I bet Eli had a little chuckle to himself over this.

Crisis over, password has now been changed to Omaha! Phew.

Being British, I find this easy to identify as sarcasm. Good job.

Thats one hell of a banana shot

Possibly on account of his well documented drug use?

Haha! Fair point

How doesn't he know its there? You should be able to feel something that big and disgusting.

Being British I would like to take the opportunity to apologise for Mr McCartney's actions. The man has become a national embarrassment. Luckily there wasn't a grand piano nearby for him to belt out Hey Jude again and again

She pulls that off like a pro. Fortunately Suarez doesn't bite, this time

I think a lot would depend on AVB's compensation package. He maybe placed on 'gardening leave' for the foreseeable future. I think it would be a great bit of business for Gold, Sullivan and West Ham if they can pull it off. It would be quite the coup, especially since they are expected to move to the Olympic stadium

I hope that Laudrup stays at Swansea, as for AVB, I think that this maybe the end of the road for him in the EPL. He may have to wait for an opportunity in either Italy or Spain now.

This was one of the few positives from the Cowboys perspective.

This is strangely hypnotic.

The good news for Arsenal fans is that Wilshere didn't injure himself during that one finger salute.