I remember back when this would have been relevent.

Nope. Its pretty dire.

This is exciting gaming news.

Fuck PR people. The know jack about games, talk out of their arses, but spell life or death for the titles they represent. Also, fuck everyone and anyone involved in The Tester. Fuck them twice for being cynical arseholes making a stupid show about fat losers and fuck the fat losers for being too fat and loserish to…

Basiclly from what he says, Nintendo were the only ones willing to touch this nuclear-waste of a franchise, so they pretty much get to dictate which box it disgraces this time around, in this case, the Nintendo Wii(s on) U.

Yeah, you can really tell from these pictures in hindsight that he was going to die an accidental death.

Nah, its actually a shit game clearly aimed at the 14-year-old-boys-playing-with-one-hand demographic.

Loved DII. Still have my first Diablo II character made back in '99 on disc somewhere. Im just not feeling this. I read somewhere else it takes some time to get into, so I won't write it off just yet.

That doesn't alleviate my buyer's regret with this flaccid gameplay and boring character classes going on here. I'll stick with it. I want it to be good. But so far... meh.

Sounds boring. I've killed the reapers. I don't want to live through Ash's boring dead-end postings or Kaiden's days a a biotic whipping boy or my shepard being a slave or some shit after doing that.

It was a pretty terrible game. It had a garish nausea-inducing artstyle, an annoying and distracting soundtrack and a completly nonsensical storyline (Something they seem to be going for again in that Metal Gear POS) with bog-standard boring combat (featuring dozons of combos, only two of which would be used by the…

Looks about right for the wii. That is to say it looks like shite.

So, what makes you think that of all the people who spent money on any of these kickstarters that none of those people ever spent a penny on anything else? What evidence is there that the money spent on art and culture (even popular internet culture) in any way detracts from cancer research?

I agree. Art and culture and creative expression are stupid distractions and we should not indulge these things in any way, shape or form. If only the governments of the world would write your opinion into law so nothing like this would ever have money wasted on it again.

why are there so many bullshit non-articles about japanese women headbutting microphones?

SO FUCKING WHAT.

This is exciting news.

Wow. Hey guys! Is the controversy barrel empty? Lets remind everyone of the last big controversy with a seemingly funny article that references the last good controversy!

Went cage diving in Cape Town. What a big tourist. Was awesome though, the sharks weren't the least bit interested in the cage. Jaws you LIED to me.

Flat Diet Daniel Craig thats been left out in the sun for two days.