My closest friends and I have decided that we get along so well because we all have such different taste in men. There's rarely any overlap. We all understand each other's types, but don't ourselves find those types of guys attractive. It makes going out pretty fun, and eliminates what I've seen to be a big source of…

My empathy ended when they got angry with the staff over it. My field o' fucks went barren.

Because there isn't anything wrong with it. Everything he wrote made perfect sense, and I'm glad he wrote an open letter to those criticizing him. It was childish and stupid for the OU Daily to publish the rider and contract details, and OF COURSE the agency told them they screwed up with future entertainers,…

Yep. There's nothing wrong with Jack White's letter. But at least they're being consistent, as Gawker Media loved that really boring click bait story, and published it. So it's consistent of them to berate Jack White for pointing out the pointlessness of that story. That story of cattiness is their bread and…

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

It's very simple —- her just flipped he.

OH MY FUCKING GOD THANK YOU.

Nope! Hater here too!

Oh man, I can't decide what I hate more, borscht or Joan Didion's self-indulgent writing. (Are there any other Joan Didion haters out there? Some days I feel like my mom and I are the only ones left. Maybe we read the wrong essays or something.)

That's even more disgusting phrasing than "throw up."

Regarding periods, this is fantastic, and everyone should watch it:

I think this is his problem.

English people say glacier funny.

I didn't really get it until the gas station dancing and then I got it.

The English won that poll because Alan Rickman.

Every time Daria blushes when Trent spoke to her...ugh, it just solidifies my love for this series.

I don't know how they so perfectly captured my teenage fantasy guy. I had such a crush on this ridiculous fictional slacker.

What I would give to cuddle up as the middle of that sandwich.

Send them over in a cab to my place afterward.

Dream threesome. Then we would lounge in bed eating raspberries and talking about literature.