Want front page coverage but only have 7th round skills? It's simple, just come become gay!

Who the fuck cares?

I see a Range Rover Sport in the pictures. Are you sure that didn't post the wrong ones?

i see what you did there

I love classic ads. There is something so sexy about being simple.

Cant make a joke anymore

This is so annoying. I HATE regular taxis ever since Uber came out. Every Uber ride ive taken has been in a clean, new car with a nice english speaking driver. Yellow cabs in most cities smell like shit and drivers drive like absolute maniacs

Did anyone notice that space shuttle at the 18 second mark. Pretty cool

Mr. Ballaban,

why can't we have badass racing like this in US?

$544,000 compounded annually at 3% for 5 years would result in $649k . And 3% is a VERY conservative investment.

I would respond to your comment but I can barely read it. Damn grey text

hahahaha what jackass editor decided to release this article? Looks like you boys got called out by Mr. Glickenhaus himself.

is it possible for you guys to start approving comments more quickly?

I would love to know the speed differentials throughout thr years. Seems like back in the day they lifted slightly

thank you for keeping your journalistic integrity. I love your articles. By far, the best written pieces on Jalopnik

Susan Drehle @honeyboner1980

"Lil Wayne is in that echelon that will have grand kids that will die rich because of him."

Dear Editor,

Your article is stupid and pointless.