I've stabbed the shit out of plenty of blue coats. If you do something in a town where the blue coats are in control and they don't like it, it becomes stabbing time.

This right here. Banning electronics to make people "pay attention" is stupid and definitely not the reason they do it. It's not like anyone who's flown more than twice in their life hasn't memorized the safety lecture which is the same for every airplane.

have you even been to a tropical island? They're pretty fucking green.

Being a teenager and an adult are two different things. Teenager is an age boundry, 13-19. Being an adult is a legal thing that happens at 18. Right to vote, smoke, etc.

Skinny Belarusian chicks. The new skinny white chicks.

*golf clap*

You mean Nintendo 64?

Yeah. Everything isn't always better on PC. Ever play GTA IV on PC? It was a holy shit train wreck. It ran like garbage and really didn't look better. So no... it is not always better on PC.

because if sending an iMessage to Billy about the D&D game on Saturday crosses your mind mid romp you're obviously not really enjoying it....

I think it takes longer than that to pick a field of cotton. Doubt he'll be able to return them in time.

Verbal blow jobs.

I think it's the principle. Or possibly the blatant overreach of power. One of those... I'm sure.

How do I basketball? -David Stern

Even if they didn't it is still stolen. At the very least it needs to be retrieved and the people need to identify whom they bought it from. Also, possession of stolen property is usually a crime, so yeah.

That's a true story right there. They call it "receiving stolen property"

Stop playing soccer with your cell phone and it will hold up a lot better.

I think.... I think I've had about enough.

I guess I stay at fancy hotels. Any hotel safes I've used don't use lift arms and are too heavy to bounce.

Robusto is correct. The porn companies are snagging the IP addresses of those torrenting their products. They then are filing what I believe they call a "Joe Doe" lawsuit. As part of the lawsuit they subpoena the account information of that IP address from whatever ISP the IP address belongs too.

pretty sure the "he" in that sentence is referring to the photographer.