I think there's some folks over in Afghanistan who'd like a word about the value of private gun ownership.

Guns are tools, aren't they? A very specialized tool, to be sure. But still tools.

I don't know (or know of) too many poor white folks who reflexively don't trust law enforcement. I DO know of lots of black folks of all economic stripes who mistrust and fear the police.

"If you really wanted to do damage during a shooting spree, you'd choose a submachine gun. It combines the portability and magazine of a pistol with a heavier power behind it."

Well, but the vast majority aren't.

I think it's a correct assessment to suggest that your SIL and MIL have an unhealthy relationship. I don't think it's healthy for *any* parent to be that deeply involved in their adult kids' lives. The whole point of parenting is to raise independent adults.

Dude, save your breath. You're just pissing into the wind AFAICT.

Fruit juice is just sugar water+acid, with the addition of some vitamins & minerals. Drink too much of that and it'll kill you too.

It still takes land, water and fertilizer to grow those trees. They aren't making more land, fertilizers aren't terribly recyclable, and water could be used for other purposes - like keeping people alive.

When this "feud" started, she defended herself from Bourdain's statements saying that her food is "what normal people eat".

That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious.

The difference is, he wasn't out there shilling smack, crack and smokes on TV, writing books about the beauty of said substances, or terrorizing innocent children with big fake white teeth.

To paraphrase Lewis Black: It isn't that you're drinking too much...it's that you aren't drinking enough.

Your linked graphic is broken.

You seem to ennjoy dupplicating somme connsonants.

I just want to say that I'm glad Justin Bieber finally got a somewhat-normal haircut.

This is very cute. But that is NOT Hall & Oates, dammit.

I gave birth twice, and my ass is bigger than ever! It was always plump like a basketball. Now, it is even more plump!

I'm an American through and through, but "O Canada" gets me choked up.

Now...where do you get your haterade? Does it come as a mix, or a concentrate?