God bless you.

Semi-melted ice cream is the best though.

Shouldve painted it camo

If you’re a federal, state, or local employee, you probably enjoy greater protections for political speech than you would if you’re a private employee.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s...

“Contrasting the straight lines of the product and the cool metal against the beautiful curves and warmth of the human body is art, and I had no other intention besides but to show that contrast, and the desire [to] “take” that away to see the complete beauty.”

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

Why anyone would want to work for a man who will clearly throw you under the bus for even the slightest personal benefit is beyond me. This isn’t even a “I find this administration and their ‘beliefs’ reprehensible”, though I do, I just don’t see how associating yourself with this asshole works out for you in the…

Thanks for that image. I *had* an empty slot tonight in my little agenda book of nightmares, but now it’s filled.

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

Is there a reason they only interviewed people in their 70s and 80s?

While I agree that the vast majority of any given human’s efforts will probably affect the universe at-large not one fucking bit, seeing the process of ‘living’ as completely pointless has extremely limited value. I mean, when the city comes calling, looking for their money for the water, if I use the ‘in a hundred…

You raise your child in any era the same way: by explaining to them the virtue of basic humanity, focusing on becoming learned, productive members of society as a whole, and by teaching them the deep complexities of the world and the country they live in.

A three-way involving George Lincoln Rockwell, a bottle of Everclear and a warthog.

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

Reporter: Mr. Snyder, what’s your primary sports management philosophy or motivating factor? Is it championship rings? Legacy? Community improvement?

I think you have better managed to draw out the complexities that were in the back of my mind when I wrote the comment. Yes. It is a completely thorny issue. Were there some conservative talented tenth people up in there? I am sure. But for the others it is such a difficult decision. So complex. How do you make it…

Belichick returned the compliment with three grunts, a snort, and a sort of low guttural hum