-Newspaper headline in Philadelphia, 1933-present

I’m curious about two things:

My thought exactly! I was thinking bender the whole time. He should be drinking and have a cigar!

I had the unfortunate job of anchoring my high school 4x4 when I was the slowest of us on the relay. I think the theory was, let the three guys get as big of lead as possible and hope that fear motivated me to hold on for dear life. Didn’t work that well, turns out.

Counterpoint: waiting silently for your turn is some bourgeois white people claptrap. In many, many cultures, speaking over a person is the prime way to show that you’re engaged and listening, and waiting until the person has finished speaking is a sign you’re not paying attention. Coming from a big Jewey…

This article feels obtuse. I believe she is saying there is a difference between understandable and acceptable. Grown men started propositioning me when I was 12, because I looked like a grown woman at that age. This was both understandable and unacceptable. Can't we hold both ideas at once?

While I think that’s important, we’re also looking at two different things I think. Maintenance occurs whether or not you finance a car or buy it outright. However, most people are probably unaware of how little a car could cost if they saved for it over time. Or how low their “monthly payment” would be when spread…

Even new cars need maintenance, but older cars need more items replaced at a greater frequency. There’s also a large cost associated with loss-of-use.

Sneeje I was thinking the same thing. Maintenance costs more with used cars. or it has for me. I switched to a new car, and have paid less on maintenance so far the first 3 years. Saved time, but probably spent more on cost of owning it.

That’s pretty much what happened with my example. This was years ago, before smart phones and yelp, but we met where we both worked for our summer jobs and both thought an evening at a comedy club would be a lot of fun for a first date.

cant wait to find out what fucked up experiments the people who created Giddyup Buttercup did

I’m pretty sure I have more wire strippers laying around than clothespins and pencil sharpeners combined.

Yes. Now get off the internet until your homework is done.

Yup, raising kids is very expensive and very hard.

He needs to learn useful life lessons like leaving 13 mil on the table because daddy got his feelings hurt

As an attorney, I can tell you that I’ve seen too many arrest reports that might as well read “Spanish couple argues in parking lot” or “black man yells at white girlfriend” to ever think that only guilty people get arrested.

I guess some people are really throwing off the “average” with insane medical expenses. In my experience, most people don’t get to claim out of pocket expenses at all, since you have to exceed the 10% AGI floor and it’s only that amount above the floor you can expense. Maybe that’s just further proof of how broken our…

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I would if I felt it enhanced my eating experience. How I season my food is really nobody else's concern