The trick is to have the right mix of expendable and invulnerable.

If I get an eye patch can I be your #2?

Anybody else wondering how he had a ticket for the game?

Did you not watch the video? He asks about the extra cash before leaving. If they wanted change they could've asked him right then and there.

Sigh. You're exhausting. Carry on, and good night.

just curious:

But what I wrote was true. Deadspin does in fact produce some straight reporting stories. The people starring you are as clueless about this as you are, I guess.

Been reading Deadspin since '05. They do sometimes actually just report a story. Thanks.

"The state of the Steelers."

is this article implying that Lisa Bonet was probably abused by Cosby?

"I get tired of feeling like it is the duty of people who observe rampant casual racism to provide its evidence to people who simply refuse to see it. " and I get tired of people that see racism in everything and assume that any negative feelings toward someone of minority race must be driven by racism and undermine…

Maybe he wants a more durable sole with extra water resistance and mild blood poisoning, huh? ever think of that?

Those are some pretty good tips there. Thanks! I'll keep those in mind if I ever get the chance to put down an epoxy floor, which I really want to do in my slippery garage. Someone thought that it would be a good idea to have a smooth finished concrete floor in the PNW where the floor is wet 9 months out of the year.

I put down epoxy in my garage aobut 3 years ago, and my uncle did his around the same time. I can confirm, that the key to this is prep, prep, PREP. I was obsessive about it. Scrapped everything I could. Pressure wash. Simple green and other degreaser. Pressure wash. Tri-sodium phosphate solution. pressure…

Yeah - I most certainly do not want to be going 250+ and deal w/ a catastrophic situation

Fun fact...the Bug is electronically limited speed wise because the tires experienced "Catastrophic Failures" about like 260 or something. I believe they're researching / working on higher speed tires.

Tires that are made to go 250 mph

I did the research for you: Veyron tires.

In reverse, he's like the goose who laid the golden... nacho.

Okay, I see your points, though requiring the key to be stuck in a slot in the dash solves all these too, and it seems with less needless complexity.