Even at a 60 fps cap Oblivion could lose its mind, I’d be walking around a house walk into a chair or table or another small object, all of a sudden everything in the room is now flying around like a bullet for a few seconds as the physics engine loses its hat.

I mean suer other than horses running into things and people and killing them selves and/or the people they’ve run over, then there’s the spinning contortionist bodies and lets not forget that place where horses suddenly combust and erupt into flames

One day Bethesda might make an entirely new engine from scratch instead of applying bandaids to their 20 year old engine.

It was never really a beta, more of a way to farm preorders by doing a soft launch with last minute testing

“A more comprehensive solution for this issue, one that would fix the game’s engine while allowing PC gamers to make some pretty standard adjustments, is hopefully on the way.”

Fair use has its limits. Parody has its limits. And so on. This breaks all the laws that protect copyright, free or not, requiring the original game or not. Pretty simple.

Calling BS on entitlement is one thing.

Chaotic neutral with low charisma is not a spec to bring to a reddit mod campaign. 

The Internet was a mistake.

Some choose to see it as a sad thing. I prefer to see it that he dodged a bullet like freaking Neo in the Matrix. I know a girl who was asked to get married and I know she said yes not for the guy but for the idea of getting married. She wanted the dress and the big reception and be the center of attention for a whole…

Okay... here’s the only problem I have with the way they’re doing this.

Finally, after years of criticism that all the branching storylines in Dragon Age and Mass Effect didn't branch ENOUGH, BioWare is giving fans exactly what they’ve always wanted: a story where your choices have no impact whatsoever!

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

And here I was thinking the military method of falling asleep anywhere was wake up before dawn, run until your CO pukes, and get back to your bunk 3 hours before dawn.

And caring even less. Having said that, I read these articles in an effort to keep up with the kids these days. Note: Their interests are incredibly disappointing.

This is a good point. Most readers here probably wouldn’t know who these twats are if it wasn’t for Kotaku continually telling us. Not publishing stories about them wouldn't cut back on their subscribers or anything meaningful, but we could all live on in blissful ignorance here. Which would be nice. 

You’re not wrong.

“..... honestly, I’m not psychotic”

Sure dude, sure. It’s okay. We understand. 

right? which button so i can have my toon do the “take a knee during the azeroth national anthem” stance

Same! I just now sent a message to my husband that It is Time