I think the reason the business did so poorly was because Joe was trapped in a sex dungeon only for milking. Now if he was free-range the hipsters would have bought it in droves.

I don’t play games on my phone, but a cool Harry Potter game sounded interesting.... until I saw it wanted me to wander around town like a Pokemon game.... and the fact my phone can't run it for some reason anyway. So.... 

It's more like Jaws Unleashed meets GTA meets Tony Hawk. LOL I may come across as morbid saying this, but the thing I liked about Jaws Unleashed was the ability to dismember the victim. This looks like you chomp a few times and they're gone. Hopefully the later versions have this. Looks like a lot of fun, though.

Totally agree with you. I remember the first time this really stuck in my head was that Masters of Teras Kasi.... did I spell it wrong? I don’t care it was a crap game. LOL But seeing lightsabers I was like “How is anyone not using a lightsaber even going to last one round?” But then I saw.... oh they’re just big…

People who need this explained to them are the reason we have directions on shampoo.

“[It] would be cool for Bethesda to actually make it work...”

I see what you did there. LOL

Yeah.... when I saw “freakers” I just rolled my eyes. How does that not sound more dumb coming out of your mouth than zombie? Even “walkers” got the same reaction from me and that’s basically become a household word now. It’s a goddamn zombie.... we all know what a goddamn zombie is. Just call it a goddamn zombie. But…

What does some insanity like this even cost?

LOL .....yeah. Half the day is referring to the manual. And then sometimes just House Ruling it. The part that always makes me laugh when we drag the beast of a box out and the “30 Minute” game session written on the side of the box. Finally completed my personal objective and unlocked a new class. Had to retire my…

We're playing Gloomhaven. I'm one kill away from unlocking another class.

The Playstations are becoming sentient and trying to spare you the anguish of playing it. Be grateful....

The Detroit Red Wings have to have somewhere to work when they’re watching other teams in the playoffs every season.

“We’ve reached out to Manziel’s agent”

I keep waiting to hear there’s a new item on the Atomic Shop, “Fix Game”. Like a Kickstarter that if people spend enough Atoms into it they’ll reach their goal and be bothered to fix it.

I’m not going to say it was the hardest, and am even a bit embarrassed to list it. But Dragon’s Dogma.... the quest to go into the Witchwood area at the beginning of the game to go after a missing Quina. I bought the game for PC way back. Played it.... tried doing that quest at like level 4 or whatever. Got bent over…

I did something kind of similar last time I played Sims 4. I created a serial killer. It started innocently (?) enough by having one of my Sims in the suburbs invite over and then kill a noisy neighbor of my other Sim who lived in the newly expanded city living apartment DLC. Hey.... I gave the asshole a chance to…

For me the game that really surprised me was how much I became obsessed with Odyssey. I’ve played the Assassin’s Creed games before but that one really hooked me. I think it was the mercenary bounty hunters that really “tied the room together” for me.

Is it weird that I’m way, WAY more jealous of the fact you still have a working copy of PT than you having a PS4 Pro? LOL

It’s a sweltering hot day and Interplay walks up and hands you a tall chilled glass of ice tea. After you drink and enjoy it, Bethesda walks up and kicks you in the nuts with steel toe boots. As you lay on the ground wracked in pain, they hand you an ice tea. “Hey, remember when someone else handed you a delicious…