A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

I want to see that. (trying to insert check), banker comes out with a wtf look on their face. (turn to banker) “do you have a bigger atm”?

...and that this button doesn’t approve all my Kinja comments?

Donald Trump Not Using Rugs, Just Gold

I would assume a totalitarian state would subscribe to the ‘wrench’ school of decryption...

Pretty sure the lead designer of Toyota is a catfish.

Arghhhh! This is the best hand model they could find?

Actually a lot of it is simplified if you just use a browser like Lynx:

Nah, the Jordan hate didn’t mature until later, until all of us kids who loved him growing up slowly realized what a colossal asshole he was/is (and even then, I can’t bring myself to hate him... I can roll my eyes at stupid shit like his HOF acceptance speech, but I can’t hate him).

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He’s very brave. I wouldn't be caught dead in cutoff jean shorts

Vee haf vays of making you valk.

His roughest scrap with The Man came in 2000. He got busted in Philadelphia after he’d secured a job working security for Republican National Convention, but before he’d executed his plan to hang a protest banner at the event decrying U.S. military policy.

Woohoo! I live in Wilson, NC and have been watching this battle for years now. I hope this will allow us to spread our wings now. This has been a ridiculous fight from the beginning and Time Warner has brought this upon itself.

I can't wait for Coach Kobe to draw up a play at the end of a game where he takes the last shot

I had a TRS-80 back in the day. I also used to frequent that store for electronic parts (wire, resistors, transistors, etc.). Every time I was asked if I needed any batteries.

Farewell, affordable electronics.

Can't say I blame the kid: