Snarkastic
Snarkastic
Snarkastic

I’m confused...were they just expecting politicians to show up uninvited or did they think her father was going to invite them against their wishes?

I feel like this isn’t a phenomenon if you’re a Jewish woman. These conversations and personalities have always been around, they’re just more visible now.

When the DoD is doing something considered progressive, you know this country is in the toilet.

If my boyfriend set boundaries on what I could do in my job, that relationship isn’t for me. And I don’t even enjoy watching sex scenes outside of pornography. 

I legit thought it was the Ronco! Still wonder if that thing ever worked...

The Ronco Rotisserie: Set it and Forget it!

Oh, brother. That is embarrassing. Have you truly felt shame if a teacher hasn’t screamed at you in front of a full classroom?

Eyebrows should not have trends. 

RADIO. CONTEST. How do you win third-tier boy band concerts in this day and age? Instagram raffle?

I thought it was Vitamin C!

This is disgusting and infuriating. There has to be someone living the van life, who can take donations and drive around as a free mobile library.

I feel like there were so many options other than to force a woman to stop breastfeeding.

That’s sweet, Channing. Did you think you had a choice when the Internet exists? Also, you made three movies about dry humping horny women. They were going to know something they didn’t want to eventually.

I don’t know. I’m convinced Scientology is paying for his Oscar campaign.

You just don’t know how to keep it real and not display all your wealth!

These people are so single-minded and sick. I can’t stand it. 

Not all those CLIPS in Danielle’s hair! That ‘do is out of control. I miss this...

Thankfully, I’ve learned a lot since then and will not end up hogtied in a murder room...god willing. Toi, toi, toi.

This article made me look up the “Meet Your Second Wife” sketch from SNL.

I feel her so hard on this. In college, I had yet to go on an actual “date”. I legit was so awkward and dumb, I didn’t know how to say, “Thank you for dinner, I’m going home now.” And instead allowed this person to invite himself over to watch a movie. He wasn’t a bad person and didn’t try anything, but I was ready to