Thank you. I can’t believe people rely on this exclusively. If you’re pro-choice, it’s fine (or used to be), but if not, you better be ready for some consequences.

Welcome to the Scream Closet. We have dirty laundry, hanging clothes, and great acoustics!

Re: The Cyrus engagement story

She was on “One Tree Hill” and did a couple of Christmas movies, as far as I know. She’s also married to (or with) Jeffrey Dean Morgan, everyone’s favorite dead dad/boyfriend/husband.

This is disgusting. It’s making me feel violent rage on her behalf. Excuse me, I have to go scream in my closet.

Definitely. And any community would be upset by this, but when anyone expresses dismay, we’re “complainers”. Comedy is subjective and most times I can walk away saying, “well, that wasn’t for me and that’s ok!”, but then the Internet chimes in and I go, “I guess this is now a battle for basic human decency. WTF?”

I recommend her book, Troublemaker. Great read and obviously breezier than Going Clear.

Some parts of the monologue bothered me, other parts made me laugh. I think the real problem is the response created by his monologue. I’ve seen a lot of twitter taking it to the “Jews really do run shit and they need to stop being so sensitive! Why don’t they dry their tears with their money?”

It took me a minute to get the joke and I’m not proud of that.

Well, that’s frightening. 

This is why you don’t lend money or organs to friends...

Yes, let’s pit two unrelated women against each other to determine who is the best wife. EYE. ROLL. 

As if I wasn’t disgusted enough by this country...

If you are aware of who her favorite Housewives are, you will not be too surprised by her team hiring Depp. Rihanna would be so much cooler if she had an ounce of good judgement when it came to people. Great makeup line, though.

They are so gorgeous!

Yes, a rotating feed of 1800 cameras is not going to do anyone any good. It’s almost like they could prioritize the people with the most credible death threats. I really never thought about security for our representatives until this happened; this made me realize I had no idea what we actually do for these people.

Ok, but the issue wasn’t that it was in space, it was that it was dark and not in a fun way. I saw it and didn’t dislike it, but there was a pit in my stomach the whole time. I thought that was supposed to be the point, but then there’s a happy-ish ending, so...guess not!

Yes, I heard there are 1800 feeds and no one is monitoring them. 

I mean, I could be wrong, but based on other similar acts of vandalism, I have serious doubts. I think that’s fair.

The anarchy symbol makes me doubt who actually left the graffiti behind...