Snarkastic
Snarkastic
Snarkastic

Not a capital crime. I’m always here to help!

This was great. I think the original answer missed the point of the letter writer’s frustration.

RHONJ

I mean, she isn’t wrong.

My point was that he has no previous record of serving his country or community. 

Team no one. They should have absolutely just given her the damn pass, but also could she not just pay for her sister for the day?

Came here to say this. As soon as she said she “saw the benefits” of republican fiscal policies, I was like, “Oh, you grew up on that horse farm, you didn’t just take care of horses.”

So, this man neither graduated from college nor served his country? Is that accurate? He’s not a community activist, either. So, what makes him the best possible candidate for a senate seat in NC? Beyond his disgusting behavior, his candidacy was already ill-advised and half-baked.

When you hear them, they make sense? I need you to come over and translate.

She seems like a very thoughtful, well-spoken woman. I’m surprised she is Rudy’s daughter.

Plus, with an activity like that, you’re pumping out the particles with greater force. Apparently, runners can leave a slip stream, so imagine this spin class!

Yes, we don’t like women candidates because they have vaginas; they have to have good ideas too!

I really want to know what being a mother has to do with being a Supreme Court Justice. Did anyone ask Brett how he had time to drink beer, work, and raise his kids?

The lyrics to Misery Business always bothered me, but it’s such a good-sounding song. That’s what always appealed about pop-punk: So damn catchy.

Good tip!

I guess I’ll have to watch it for myself. He used to be really funny, but in the last 4 or 5 years, he’s said some things that I found upsetting, to say the least. The bit about white women being complicit in racism didn’t seem that outlandish compared to some of his other stuff. Don’t even get me started on his take

I’m confused by the backlash. Haven’t seen the bit, but based on the text...was this news to anyone? Is what he said that controversial? Men and women are racist...soo...what’s this issue?

It’s important to be clear. Don’t want to wipe free low-quality porn off the map!

Unsolicited dick pics. 

I had to stifle laughter at the image of you imitating a pterodactyl.