Snarkastic
Snarkastic
Snarkastic

If he walked AROUND the crowd, not through? I know he had no way to know that they were non-violent protesters, but I think there were better options than driving into a crowd of people. Most people would come up with other options. I think it says a lot about not only this ICE employee, but their hiring practices as

This is troubling. I remember knowing the difference between food and toys as a kid. I never ate something just because it was colorful. I feel like this is Darwinism at work.

Let us pray the cleanup begins sooner rather than later.

What am I missing about the magnets? If your child didn’t eat them, would they be a problem? Also, why do children eat magnets with enough regularity that this is an issue?

At my best friend’s housewarming, I went into the fridge to grab some butter for my boyfriend’s bagel and my other friend looked vaguely appalled that I just helped myself. Nothing was said, but I was like, she’s my number one bitch: we go into each other’s refrigerators all the time!

There are two windows: You pay at the first one and pick up at the second one.

He’s a good follow on Twitter. That’s all the intel I have.

What does he mean, “I have many people from Denmark that live in the United States.” Does he own a handful of Danes? How did he acquire them?

I’m so glad someone else is saying this. Bless you!

Hard disagree. With or without her, RHONY has always been the best franchise. I loved Bethenny in her original run, but when she came back, I found her enraging and extremely off-putting (not even in a slightly fun way). So glad we are free of her!

I actually take my headphones out and help people if they are looking for directions. I’m pretty non-threatening, I guess, so people feel safe asking me.

I thought this show was set in New York. Why is L.A. reaping the benefits?

I was making a joke.

What was the shooter’s motivation? Was it more of the same or something else?

If he needed to cross the picket line to get to work, couldn’t he have parked and walked around them? Was that too reasonable?

Hate, hate, hate this boymom shit. Whenever it comes up, I swear my reflux kicks up.

Ohmygod, fuck your dumbass brother (I’m sorry, it’s possible you love him).

GROSS. This was always my biggest fear when dating. I did NOT want to meet their mothers.

Your son has good taste. Aiden Gallagher is so awesome on The Umbrella Academy! I can’t believe he’s not an older person who just looks super young.

But also, they were gay? So...isn’t it refreshing to see two gay men being bad at childcare, when the stereotype for them would be otherwise? Philadelphia Cream Cheese: We love inept, gay dads!