Anytime a foreign dignitary hands Trump his ass, I laugh heartily. 

Ah yes, much like the lady sitting across from me on the subway with the freshly cut bob and floral dress: She picked her nose the ENTIRE ride. It was appalling.

This article is so timely, as I just witnessed someone decide not to enjoy any aspect of the wedding, but rather record EVERY. SINGLE. MOMENT on his goddamn iPhone. This wouldn’t have been so egregious if he had known the bride and groom, their family, etc., but he had to be told whose wedding he was attending and who…

You can’t even masturbate?!

Is that what happened? I saw the headline, but assumed she had wriggled out of his grasp. Dear god.

We need to re-test the written if only to emphasize the ZIPPER MERGE. Get it together, jerks!

There is no way Ryanne was born and raised in BK if she was at the Times Square Red Lobster. 

WOW. And he seems to be popular. That’s frightening.

I love how pissed they were about having to offer benefits. I get that not every place is a well-funded corporate or restaurant group type organization, but can you really get mad because you have to offer people fucking healthcare? 

INHOFE APOLOGIZED TO HIM?!

The last show about Christian family values featured pedo, Stephen Collins.

What’s the deal with PewDiePie? I know him only as a YouTube Gamer and guy who maybe used the N-word (which is enough to cause me to avoid his videos).

What do you mean? They’re only following orders.

Edo was a great spot. Not sure if it still exists.

Will it still be a “popcorn dropping moment” if we already know it’s going to happen? 

People tend to believe the first Doc who tells them something. 

If this happens to you often enough, it sounds like you are much louder than the average person. I have a few family members that do this (young and old) and I think it’s because of a minor degree of hearing loss. I just quietly and discreetly tell them to lower their voices.

I would have abandoned everything I owned and just ridden the rails for the rest of my life.

Having two parents isn’t a hardship, unless they are Donald and Melania Trump.

There’s a good Seinfeld episode about this very issue. I always think of that ep when I open the door and someone follows me in.