Even a broken douche-nozzle is right every once in awhile.

This guy sounds like a douche-nozzle, but I’m okay with this bill. Loot boxes are predatory, and regardless of how I feel about general microtransactions, we’d be better off with loot boxes (at least ones that require real money) being axed.

I’m glad I didn’t tear up that trifecta ticket before the review.

...I’m going to need an explanation here as technically the delay our retinas have is actually worse than current PCs and we definitely don’t have future vision (maybe predictive thought is what you’re saying but we also already have that tech running in neural nets so not sure)

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

I didn’t get into it here, but it does not feel entirely irrelevant that the Giants were the last NFL team to start a black QB. And that was only in 2017.

https://www.nj.com/giants/2019/04/nfl-draft-2019-grading-giants-first-round-picks-daniel-jones-dexter-lawrence-did-dave-gettleman-eschew-value-again-report-card.html

Jones has all the right attributes: Will, Height, Intelligence, Tenacity, Eye-hand coordination.

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

Vegas reached out to their fans and apologized for their PK. They also said it would not be playing in the next round.

dove into Moore’s blogs from the National Review’s website in 2001, 2002, and 2003

I have defended MLS on some levels over the years, and yes, Billy’s takes on American soccer are usually trash. On the one hand, he hates MLS because the quality isn’t Barcelona. On the other hand, he hates rich guys, who start soccer teams. On the OTHER other hand, he apparently has no recollection of the “good ol’…

If you knew a single thing about American soccer you’d know how unready the USL is for pro/rel. This is just eurosnob puffery. 

Jesus Christ can Deadspin please find someone else to talk about MLS? Someone who acknowledges the domestic league doesn’t have a 100 year headstart? Someone who has the self-awareness to recognize whining about rich people starting teams in MLS while pumping up the euro leagues is a trash take? Sorry the MLS isn’t…

The neat thing about this is it’s the opposite of black magic - it’s extremely easy to do and pretty straightforward. The hard part is just getting the idea.

Cool story brah

Gabe, can we please not reference anything Sean Avery says or does, ever, and never give him any attention or clicks whatsoever, pretty please? Can we scrub that last link off this article? Because he is the fucking worst?

DERP DERP MANS GAME DERP DERP

I like basketball

I read your samples as a conversation between you and your kid, which made very little sense but was hilarious.