between this and Manafort’s sentencing, pretty big day for ignoring RapSheets

I legitimately can’t decide how I feel about the Celtics. It wouldn’t surprise me to see them self combust in the first round of the playoffs, but it also wouldn’t surprise me if they turned it up in the playoffs and made the ECF or even the finals.

Goddamn it’s been a strange year to be a Celtics fan.

Yes.

0/10 - did not put novelty giant googly eyes on face

I really want this to get a sequel.

Little known fact that MLS lineman are solar-powered

and speculated that the injury could have been much worse given that clouds had covered up the harsh sun that shined over Orlando prior to the game

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

She will be forever banned from the CFL and participation in the 36.5 Metre Dash.

only one person can come up with the idea of “football, but worse.”

Wait...people are actually trying to claim credit for this dumpster-fire of a league?!?

“That should have been a flagrant 2!” - George W. Bush

After his double step back, he really needs the Switch themed shoes, because he has absolutely revolutionized the travel component of the game.

I’m looking forward to James Harden’s Atari Lynx kicks.

It may seem like Kyrie is contradicting himself but it’s like the old saying goes, “There’s two sides to every planet.”

“im not political! im not political!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

How many inches do you think that thing is fully erect?

I really hope this works for him, and I don’t mean to make light of it, but...is it wrong that I also want my femur coated in cobalt chromium?