He also glossed over that beer issue very nonchalantly.

I hadn’t even heard of the Red Sox until just now, so you’re probably right.

+ Uno

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Q: how do you fit a C130 into a parking lot?

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

What is even more messed up is if FIFA went to “real” goals scored (excluding penalties and own goals), Senegal and Japan would have been tied there as well with 3 (Japan scored a penalty and Senegal got an own goal from Poland). Too bad for Senegal. 

But get a load of Landon Donovan’s:

Moroccan players bringing accusations against the only American on the field in this World Cup just after losing a World Cup bid to the US?  Hmmmm. . .

and claimed that one of the Portugal players, Pepe, had told him that Geiger asked for Ronaldo’s shirt. “What are we talking about? At the World Cup? It’s not a circus here,” Amrabat added.

“FIFA should act immediately.”

No one LEAPS like Gaston!

I think it’s cool

The new slipping in a corporate store. This guy is in line for a nice settlement for that whiplash. Any good lawyer can point out that even though he is an idiot on the field, the actions of the corporate employee go above and beyond necessary force. This is why the higher level pro players DO NOT get involved, they…

So Ronaldo wins the Ballon et chaîne d’or?

Yeah I just watched the Nat Geo documentary about the guy with the ultralight who flies with them as they migrate.

Eau de humanity

So long, and thanks for all the shit.

I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

Honestly, one of the most telling and scary things was when he flexed his hand to make sure he could move it.