Don't forget, it's two people between the goal and and the offensive player. One of them is just usually the goalie, so everyone forgets about him.

You know that you've made a huge mistake when Liverpool comes out looking like the smart ones.

Is that Comic Sans? Did Dan Gilbert make the T-Shirts?

Quite the typo indeed.

OOH WAH AH AH AH? OOH WAH AH AH AH.

(OOH WAH AH AH AH)

Whatever. There's already too many Cooks.

DAMNIT. I shit my dick again.

Nah, DVD only got introduced in '97. Stevens was in college 95-99.

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Probably Irish Times.

They threw you out? That must have been a classy Worcester bar.

As a kid, I barfed leaving a 'restaurant' (Ponderosa). The exit had two doors, I had the first door open when I started spewin' ... which I then proceeded to do on the second door. My pukin' continued outside into the bushes in front of the restaurant. I truly feel bad for the people that were just about to enter the…

It has the 'TM' built into the freaking logo. Ridiculous.

INPUT: Keyboard and Mouse

Yep, his bust is already in the Hall of Fame:

So, Kalypso is going to add an option to 'Ban Tropico 5' in the next update, right?

If tanning beds could talk, than they would have to be very careful not to provoke or instigate anyone.

Apparently in Lithuania, when someone is on fire, you throw paper on them. Makes sense.

Wouldn't it be indirect then? So confused.