I have a very small extended family, only seven cousins including me on both sides of the family combined. But, my mom’s college roommate married dad’s college roommate and mom married dad! So every year, the original four women and their families get together at a really rural cabin. Have up to 30 people some years…

When I was a senior in high school, we had some pretty early Saturday morning ice times. Mostly because we were the girls’ team. It was pretty routine to show up to hockey hungover as fuck (I swear to god, as a high school teacher—I really feel like teens have improved since my day), but one morning was particularly…

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

Starting this convo with a fuck Tulsi Gabbard.

Same except mine is a former player and he talks more than I do.

I don’t want him to keel over and die. I want him to live through the shame of an impeachment and be exposed for the fraudulent idiot that he is. Lock him up!

I think he just went to the morgue to get his bronzer done right. Morticians are pros.

Perhaps it was an extreme case of flatulence?

I didn’t have a yearbook pic because my mother made me quit my job when I became pregnant then wouldn’t give me the $30 for the school photographer. So there’s a clip art of a random object over my name.

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

I’m going to miss Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue. 

Moby loves his Rescue Cat, I was fortunate to return his lost cat to him, lucky the collar had this on it:

“I’d stick to those sports.” - Megan Reynolds

Only a herb would think that was a bad idea!

You know, i remembered after I published that he is an accused rapist, but would love to state for the record that nothing about Roethlisberger is hot. Just Minshy. Thank you. 

I know! But what would you call it? Livetwist? Deadstop? I’m not sure. Nothing sounds just right.

I just really wish there were a blog that would cover the nexus of sports, politics, and culture, though. 

since the source I’d usually consult for these facts has passed away...

Is Megan the Jezebel sports reporter now? Because I’d be pretty good with that.