When I talk about Trump I am never trying to be nice. It’s a challenge to make comments that reflect my true feelings without attracting the attention of federal agencies.

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

Oh, spare me the condescending comment. I don’t hate paying for labor. But we all do some kind of labor so where does this stop? Should I have asked my clients for tips when I prepared their tax returns on a timely manner?

because you have to tear down successful black people. you haven’t figured this shit out yet?

I had a classmate in high school who would constantly say my name, followed by “slob my knob.” It happened in a few different classes and everyone just always giggled while I saw there feeling mortified. I knew my one teacher could hear him but would pretend that she didn’t, which felt like such a betrayal (as a woman…

I will never miss an excuse to post this tweet.

It is wonderful, but Moore’s tweets still make me boil with rage.

I worked with his wine label for a harvest 2 years ago and walked into the wine markers office and he was on a speaker phone call with Dave and goes “Hey Dave one sec ok I need to go over this contract real quick.” And I had to like fucking go over this grower contract and assumed he put him on hold so we go over it…

Meanwhile Marshawn Lynch is somewhere not giving a f*ck what Donald Trump thinks about him.

Given that the Navy is filled with sea men, the penis seems legit.

10/10 would read

Poor Rand Paul; yet another victim of The Bowling Green Massacre.

men can be feminists, but don’t trust a single fucking one who makes a living off feminism.

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

I grew up in a county in Alabama which had/has the most churches per capital in the state. I was a fundamentalist evangelical Christian as a teen, surely a tedious bore even to my religious classmates, and a general pain in the ass to everyone around me. I policed the actions of my entire family, and my only friends…

I will defend Brady everytime against accusations of cheating, which are BS.

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

oh!! I have a good ghost story. Should have posted this one instead of what I did post but w/e.

Here’s my creepy story. Not as bad as those but still, would love some thoughts on what was happening: