Lindy West flosses harder things than Milo from out between her teeth every morning.
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He’s kind of creeping me out. His body looks like some weirdly fit 70 year old you see doing calisthenics in the park. He just looks weirdly aged in general, like if you dunked the Most Interesting Man in Just For Men and let him dry in the sun.
If he was shopping his pics, he should photoshop in some calf muscles. Maybe he kept failing out of Seal training because he only does steroids and glamour muscle workouts.
What do his bravado and teeth have in common?
Me too!! God it’s so god damn funny. The recurring characters.... Steve Buscemi might be my favorite.
Their plastic surgeon is a huge Dark Crystal fan.
Cat Satan is a solid theory. My cat is a complete asshole. We’re not friends or mommy-furbaby nonsense. He’s a roommate that leaves messes everywhere he goes and never pays rent.
Awwww! My cat tries to live up to the stero of a black cat by acting like a dick but I love her. She just discovered ice cream this week after refusing to eat anything but one brand of cat food for her entire life. We wouldn’t normally allow this, but we shocked she was eating it. My dogs are dying that she’s aloud to…
When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the…
I’m Just Here So I Won’t Get Fined
Kirsten, I live just south of you in Richmond. Our home stayed dry; we just got back in the neighborhood. Please do feel free to reach out to me (maybe you can email me through my profile? Or just message me and I’ll send you my number and email) and we are happy to help you with whatever you and your family need.…
By that time, the waters off the Eastern Seaboard will have cooled considerably, and that will weaken any storm before it hits land. And a lot of storms that look scary powerful tend to weaken a bit before making landfall—weren’t Isabel and Irene category 3 or 4 that weakened to cat 2 by the time they hit North…
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You, and all your grey’d ilk complaining about my use of the word ‘mansplaining’ can kindly take a seat. This is a perfect example of the concept.
To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”
You know it would start with watching that volleyball scene and just slowly turn into a gay key party, right? I’m not judging.
Oh, I didn’t know about the sequel! My weekend is now set...
Today I found out, thanks to you, that a sequel exists.
god, I love this movie. It is harrowing, and the women protagonists are great. The sequel, btw, is not bad and, like Halloween II, picks up slightly later in the same day with the main character/survivor (I know, I know, the British release has a much less happy ending).
Hey Galveston. Lucky duck (with almost no damage cept a porch roof) in Austin here. I hope you are ok. I was just there a month ago.