Oh dang, I peripherally know this dude. I’ve even had lunch with him and his (at the time? Not sure if they’re still together) gf. Fuck. Ugh.

I work in an area where I had to give my fingerprints to the FBI to do the work I do and even then I only know of one room in our building that requires biometric log in. It's strictly for safety reasons and nothing more. I'll never work with an entity that doesn't trust me to show up on time (just ask my previous CEO…

Ah! I didn't realize it was that nuanced. Thanks for the explanation. 

It only takes one time. I also love going barefoot time to time but I also keep up to date on my vaccinations. Keeps me free to worry about those other fish to fry.

Ha! Interestingly enough, Canada doesn't allow those with DUI/DWIs to cross their border. 

It actually might be if you happen to contract, let’s say.... a tetanus infection while walking around an urban area without shoes on. 

This is the only article I’ve read so far that begins to explain what the fuck is happening. Spoiler alert: it’s a mess and no one knows what’s happening. https://www.texasmonthly.com/news/whats-really-happening-asylum-seeking-families-separated/

I’ve read Monsters of Templeton many times and I love it every time. There’s something about it that’s so inspirational. I love all her books so far, and I just ordered this one. Can’t wait to dig in.

Lentil surprise. The surprise being that now I can’t stop farting.

At first I read “Chlorella” as “cholera”and was still like, oh yeah of course that’s a suggestion. To be fair it’s probably a faster way to cleanse.

Hey guys, I’m only two quarters deep into med school, but I think I got the gist—cancer = bad, lots of blood = also bad, etc etc. Can we just same us all some time and make me a doctor already? While I have your attention, check out my new book titled, Haunted Hospital. It’s a terrifying yet oddly inspiring tale of a…

Oh geez, I heard about this. My aunt was one of the ones going out and filling her tank, then hunkering down for the week. Is it even legal to fill up a... trash can? what is that?

I really love that movie. Did you see the sequel?! Campier, but I still loved it.

Thanks for being a wonderful example of what a good citizen looks like. In Galveston right now sending Houston some love. Also Abbott is the worst.

I’m living on the coast and the listening to public radio constantly trying to glean what I can. 911 is overwhelmed, people are giving out the wrong numbers for various resources, some people are contacting the CG via facebook and twitter or straight up calling them, but the reality is that there are only so many…

Seriously! Like how was the ambulance the only other transportation option? And it may sound trivial, but getting down to Harborview, trying to find parking, navigate your way through a frankly sketchy few blocks to get to the main entrance while you’re still trying to come to grips with what happened?? Ugh. I’m…

I was surprised as well... And then horrified. I really hope that has changed since then. Hopefully with new legislation and new leadership at Swedish they’ll get their shit together.

Mary’s Place in Seattle just got its own Girl Scout Troop too!  https://mynorthwest.com/685174/homeless-girls-join-their-first-girl-scout-troop-at-marys-place/

Yaaaaay! Thank you for validating my love.

I still love Dave so much, but everyone around me is like, ew, gross. So now I’m afraid to admit how much I love DMB.