Wait, so these videos were taken on two separate days? So she’s just awful all the time.

I think I heard on the news this morning that his family fled Somalia to Pakistan several years ago and immigrated to the US in 2014. :-/ I still hope this isn’t used for more anti-immigrant propaganda, regardless of when he came here.

The Domain! I wish I could remember which store, but he was with his family I think. A wife and baby/toddler/was too busy putting my eyeballs back in my head. He is very tall.

He’s actually very beautiful in real life. I did a double take.

GUYS. I SAW JARED PADALECKI IN AUSTIN TODAY.

I’m doing that now and it’s lovely.

My dad died when I was 13, and while I don’t remember a whole lot during my high school years (it was a sad time, plus HS sucks), a couple years later I remember going through an old planner of mine that never really got too much use. I did like to keep things in the little pockets though. I found a folded post-it…

Spot on.

When my boyfriend was living in this shitty apartment with only 9 units, people would from time to time, try to open his front door by either jiggling the knob or trying to put a key in the door. Like, if you live there, there aren’t so many units that you would unintentionally try to open the wrong one, and if you’re…

Conjure up the gnarliest fart you got stored up and release it in the CEO’s office while they’re on their bathroom break. I would do it for you if I could.

Ugh. Figures.

Slightly off-topic—did anyone think it was strange during the filmed interviews with Barnett that when the interviewer informed him that he needed to confiscate the phone, he asked Barnett to turn it off, handed it back to him, then they fiddled with the phone far longer than necessary to turn it off??

Didn’t you know? 15 year old black girl < dented car

Are you sure that that’s Princess Charlotte and not just a back up clone of Prince George a la Never Let Me Go? I’ve never realized how similar they look!

Ha! I had no idea! It’s about time, really.

I do air punches.

If you can’t replicate what’s already been done, you can’t get published. I’ve done work that I believe reflects the errors in original research done decades ago. There’s no way in hell though that I’ll ever get that published. I wish it were more popular to report negative results, but again, you’ll lose money. :(…

Meh, as long as one of the kids brings home coconut disease, I’ll bring the rum, and we’ll all be good.

she alleges that Fabian argued that the length of the assault was justified because he, “thought it was reasonable for [the accused] to penetrate you for a few more minutes if he was going to finish.”

I’ve never understood why this is okay. Yeah, I’m friends with some of my coworkers and some of them have (weirdly) asked for hugs. And every time, I tell them that until we are just friends and no longer coworkers, I will not hug you. It’s just not appropriate for a variety of reasons.