Whoa, did WE go on that date last night?

That is a very good assessment and you very well could be correct. I find I word-vomit too sometimes (facepalm!).

Haha good on you! Oh man, I'm not going to lie, the ones who like to puff themselves up like that at the expense of others are funnest to deflate. That makes me sound so mean, but I promise I'm not.

I think he was just being awkward. He seemed a bit shy. But you're totally right, that's SUCH douche move. Believe me, I was like, UM OKAY THANKS FOR THE DEETS NOTSLEEPINGWITHYOUNOW. Like I told gingersnap, I'm not really looking for much. Maybe just some fun/company.

Oh I'm AMAZING. Haha, and yeah I totally expect him to cancel. I feel like he probably just said it to be nice. Although that's still a weird thing to do. I was totally ready to go home and forget about it. We'll see what happens. I just got out of a relationship and I'm just looking for some fun/free drinks/company.

I had a rather strange first date last night. We met for drinks and WHOA. Boy is fine. I have never dated a guy like him before—kinda preppy, banker, drinks canned beer, listens to "whatever's popular", and is SMOKING HAWWWT. I mean, I'm the weird bubbly science girl. Guys like him aren't typically interested in me.…

I'm always stuck between being torn up he's not around anymore and thinking I should feel lucky to have had a father at all. So I just end up ignoring the holiday, the commercials, the facebook updates, and all the sweet father/daughter stories all together. But of course that also means I keep putting aside all the…

I don't think my pubes are gross. I think they're weird and funny and it is also very painful for me to get rid of it. My skin is so sensitive! It misses my pubes when they're gone.

Best. Foreplay. Ever.

In my mind, you can never be too old to enjoy some booze and find your soulmate... or at least a mate for the night.

Bahahaha! Oh man... that's a classic.

Online dating is not ideal. I would love to go back to the bars, but (maybe it's just me??) the guys in my NW town don't really reach out beyond their social circle and I don't get hit on anymore. :( Which I don't understand b/c I'm ADORBS.

HOLY GUACS. That is terrible! I feel like that's just as bad. Ugh.

That's a very interesting assessment. I hadn't even thought of that. I bet you're right.

I'm always happy to share the weird stories of my dating life. on another note, I just looked at my messages to see what the email said, but his account is gone! Or at least as far as I can tell. This happened a couple weeks ago, so maybe it got shut down? I DID manage to save a screenshot of his profile though.

I mean, I guess it's a pretty straightforward username telling you all you really need to know, right? "Hey I might try to kill you b/c I'm kind of into that! Are you interested?"

I KNOW RIGHT? Crazy or stupid or bitter? Either way, WHY WOULD DO THAT? Is this a joke? Are you really that stupid/angry? And the things is, I'm not even that curious b/c it's so disgusting.

Haha! I don't remember what the email said, I was just so shocked. I read his profile and it was just terrible/offensive joke after awful/tasteless joke.

I recently got an email on OKCupid from a username: IMayTryToKillYou

Well it also happens to be pretty large in size and population. It's my home state so I hate seeing it get slammed and sometimes get defensive of it. Although these guys' stances are not easily defended. :( I'm sorry our politicians are awful, Texas. I love you.