Eh, he looked like Joey Fatone to me. So I'd describe him as, JOEY.

This is my favorite mostly because it is a couple I never in a million years of hard-core mackin would ever think of. It gave me the giggles and the snorts.

Awesome. I just learned something. :)

I actually really love them. They're so beautiful and I guess I associate their noise with my childhood. My dad used to give them to me as presents sometimes. Like, he'd pick me up from school and when I'd get in the truck, there'd be one waiting for me on the back of the seat and then we'd let it go. I know that…

When I took my driver's test, I thought I was the queen of everything. I remember being so confident, that when I passed by a speed limit sign that said 30, I thought to myself, eh, no reason to pump the brakes, and only went as slow as 35. My parallel parking was superb. I didn't kill any pedestrians or run any stop…

She's not carrying anything because it's in her pocket.

Ahhhh, genius! Do kids still have awesome shows like this?

"AWOOGA!" Makes me think of Animaniacs! Also, "Helloooooo, Nurse!" Maybe I shouldn't, but I love those oversexed cartoons, Wakko, Yakko, and Dot.

Oh the James Carville impression is my favorite!!

Ah, see I should have read the accompanying article. I was wondering it that was the case... You're right. It drives home the importance of following rules, but jail and trail as an adult is extreme.

Wow. I'm finding this to be true for my field as well. I've been in this position for a few years and I'm working well above an entry level. But if I want to go work for another company, it looks like I'd have to start from the bottom again. The requirements are so specialized! No one wants to train.

Oh I totally understand. I am a scientist myself. And although no one here has free reign to break protocols, it is understood that mistakes happen, how do we make sure this doesn't happen again. My point was, and I guess it wasn't clear, was that she was probably curious and did some things she shouldn't have. Lots…

It's science, you ding-bats (not you, Jezzies). Science is messy and loud and can be dangerous. It has an incredible history of brilliant men and women sometimes doing extremely dumb things, but they end up changing the way we see the world. BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW? Science is also 90% failure. Things don't always go the…

Hahaha it's totally true. Every year I trick myself into thinking, Oh just an hour out in the sun will get me a little sun-kissed. NBD. And then, WAMMO RADIOACTIVE SUN BURN.

As someone a freckly ginger who was teased for being a freckly ginger, I feel a certain amount of pride that I survived without switching out someone's hair gel with peroxide and drawing on their face with sharpie in the night. Also, I kinda love it now. So the raging ging in me is like, "NUH UH. NO SWITCHEROOS,…

What's even cooler about Mr. Hanks, is that he would find this article hilarious. I bet he smells like hugs and cookies. OH GOD I LOVE HIM LET'S NEVER PART.

I just read that piece of the vendor selling ex-girlfriend mannequins for target practice.... Oh my... Oh my god. I can't even... WTF.

I could be incorrect, but I think the issue is less with the base of a lipstick and more so with the compounds that are used as dyes. I have a coworker who used to do a lot of toxicity screening against dyes used by these companies and she told me there were SO MANY toxic compounds. :(

We have the Underminer and the Nutritionists. I could be dramatic and say, I don't know which is worse, but I totally do. The Underminer has made my working life pretty terrible at times. Fuck you, man.

Sorry I was contributing to the general conversation. Not just your comment. And it wasn't meant to be a slant; I'm not arguing with you.