Me too! And as threeradishes said, KINKY.

Everyone on that show is terrible except for Laura Leigh. I don't know... I feel like she won the show. Stassi was on Amazing Race?!

That's awesome! I would feel famous after that.

Oh man, I think she's great. And you're right "Vanderpump Rules" is terrible. SO WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING IT? It's amazing. But terrible yes... I love it.

Each of your publications has been cited 20-50 times?

boom

This is a valid point. We'll have to have a discussion about our expectations and that might just lead to "this isn't going to work." And if that's the case, so be it.

Thanks! :)

I think there is. And when this whole thing is over at the end of April I aim to have a serious discussion about what we expect out of each other. He is not the best communicator (okay, he's the worst), but he cares and won't make it a difficult conversation. The only thing that keeps me from running away is…

This is a job he participates in annually. And he needs the money. He had surgery last summer, didn't have health insurance, and couldn't work for awhile afterward. He's just trying to get by.

I have a boyfriend issue. I've been seeing him for nearly 8 months. The last two of those months he's been working. Hard. A lot. A lot of hard work. He hasn't taken a single day off in weeks and he's working ridiculous hours. When he gets like this, he has a tendency to pretend like the rest of the world has stopped…

Not so Bland now.

Like this? http://bellejarblog.wordpress.com/2013/03/18/i-am-not-your-wife-sister-or-daughter/

Working on it. I have a wonderful coworker who is a yoga teacher. She's also the yoga troll under the bridge when I need something and in order to get it, she makes me do a little yoga with her. Not a bad deal at all. :)

You know, I really do not like Marnie. At all. She's mean, shallow, and inconsiderate. But I think Jenna is right. Marnie is responsible and tenacious and unrelenting like a brick wall in a storm. She's also a lot of other things, but those three qualities right there are worth admiring. I actually feel a bit better…

Shit, I can barely read most of what is being said, but what I can understand is just nasty. But what I also noticed was that girl, Emily, seems like a really sad person. I pity her.

That is also my absolute favorite meal to have. :) Just add a bowl of strawberries and life couldn't get more perfect.

I didn't know crystal balls could penetrate the womb.

Pfffttt. My favorite part is, "We men cannot control each other's decisions! To each his own! But you ladies have the power to make us flip a switch if you do all the right stuff!"

Also, how sad is it that we relate so fucking much to that scene? Ugh. See my face? Does that look like enjoyment?