If “Chicago” actually means northern suburbs, gimme a ring and I’ll gladly stop by to give you a hand. I mean, I know nothing about British cars (except they’re small and there’s a 99.2% chance that the wiring is shit), but I’ll watch while you fix it and if you actually accomplish something, I’ll clap loudly.

Like this? Oh how I wish this were real.

Jesus, you watched the video and still missed the part in the GIANT YELLOW BOX that stated the child was not in front of the car. Christ... He was telling the child NOT to move IN FRONT of the car. The propensity for people to get outraged at absolutely nothing is staggering.

To be fair, I would rather they have this (and pay for this as a tax payer) than get the military surplus stuff, even if thats free. I think this is a good solution, they should have it in all cop cars (if they dont already? I know cop car doors stop bullets in the movies, but that might be because its a movie)

HARUMPH GRUMPF THIS IS WHY I DON’T VALET LOOK AT ME I’M SUCH A RESPONSIBLE PERSON UNLIKE THIS GENTLEMAN HARUMPH I GUESS YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOU HAD VALET MODE AM I RIGHT BUDDY?!?!

A couple minutes ago I looked up “wieldy” to make sure I was using it correctly.

That's not a war. Now this, this is a war!

And interestingly enough the salmon farm is run entirely by sheep, known as “kiwis,” named after the island nation’s second-most-populace mammal, which are named for an invasive non-native fruit, in turn named for a local flightless bird, which are all fully naturalized citizens of New Zealand. (The farm has only one…

All aboard the troller coaster.

Hmm....I wonder how hard it is to import those seats?

This is the Vito/metris interior: May be nice quality,may be better than most other vans, and that c-class steering wheel is nice, but luxury it’s not.

“cheese and paste and boogers and poo”

I mean...

Oh.

Am I an old person? What is a “woke boyfriend”?

If you don’t like them, you should just leaf.

I agree that most of these types of stores are sensationalist. But this is an example where a car’s data about your driving and at least some functionality is accessible with zero security, over the public internet. That’s just not smart. The company needs to be called out on this. No one is saying to panic, just…

We can start at that weird border area where the North Korean troops hang out in close proximity to the South. We can put up a projector screen and see what they like best. I wonder if Japanese anime tentacle porn would be too much too soon.

Considering the sheer number of artillery pieces and the vulnerability of civilians in a modern, dense metropolis like Seoul, if the NK artillery can operate for even just one minute before the very first return fire hits, we’re looking at a lot of dead civilians.